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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #90 on: January 13, 2012, 03:29:08 PM »

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=85849

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Singing bird pistols? Fascinating pieces of art.

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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #91 on: January 13, 2012, 04:51:52 PM »

Birdies are awesome - the other makes me sad.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #92 on: January 13, 2012, 05:43:01 PM »

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=85849

... Excuse me while I go execute a multi-kill...

Singing bird pistols? Fascinating pieces of art.

That? Disgusting tripe that should be burnt before being viewed. Or thrown to rifftrax for a much needed lambasting.


What kills me most is this is being adapted from a PUBLISHED NOVEL.  I'm almost ashamed to even be a writer if this is the kind of crap that's getting through.

I'm ashamed of romance novel standards if "My undead lover is a zombie!" is making its way past quality control.

I blame Anne Rice. She started the whole Vampire craze with Interview With A Vampire, and it's been going downhill ever since.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #93 on: January 13, 2012, 06:49:25 PM »

 NO
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #94 on: January 14, 2012, 06:52:46 AM »

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=85849

... Excuse me while I go execute a multi-kill...

Singing bird pistols? Fascinating pieces of art.

That? Disgusting tripe that should be burnt before being viewed. Or thrown to rifftrax for a much needed lambasting.


What kills me most is this is being adapted from a PUBLISHED NOVEL.  I'm almost ashamed to even be a writer if this is the kind of crap that's getting through.

I'm ashamed of romance novel standards if "My undead lover is a zombie!" is making its way past quality control.

I blame Anne Rice. She started the whole Vampire craze with Interview With A Vampire, and it's been going downhill ever since.

Kill it! Kill it with fire! With hellfire, preferably.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #95 on: January 14, 2012, 09:40:38 AM »


Kill it! Kill it with fire! With hellfire, preferably.

"It's too good for it, I say!"
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #96 on: January 14, 2012, 12:11:45 PM »

NO

I've seen a lot of MLP fanart that gets this reaction from me, most of it Rule 34-based
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #97 on: January 15, 2012, 02:30:00 AM »

NO

I've seen a lot of MLP fanart that gets this reaction from me, most of it Rule 34-based

Oh, dear sweet gods, Shippou!  Don't remind me!  There's FAR too much MLP fanart out there, and of that 90% seems to be Rule 34, and gods, it's everywhere I browse and makes me shudder.  Not just at bad art but the total and complete RAPE of a franchise.  Never mind I don't at ALL like MLP, never mind how much I actually loathe it, but still, even I can feel hurt at seeing the horror that has been inflicted upon it (and upon my EYES, which BURN).
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #98 on: January 15, 2012, 09:43:22 PM »

What's Rule 34?  If it's popular, there must be porn made of it?
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #99 on: January 15, 2012, 11:57:09 PM »

Rule 34: If it EXISTS, there is porn of it.

I've seen porn of the most unlikely sort, up to and including Cars porn.  Yes, Cars.  The film series by Pixar.  Just...  Just sooooo wrong.  That which has been seen, cannot be UN-seen.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #100 on: January 16, 2012, 01:26:38 AM »

Rule 34: If it EXISTS, there is porn of it.

I've seen porn of the most unlikely sort, up to and including Cars porn.  Yes, Cars.  The film series by Pixar.  Just...  Just sooooo wrong.  That which has been seen, cannot be UN-seen.

The corollary?

Rule 35: If porn does not exist of something, then someone will draw porn of it.

It's not 100% consistent though. Although I have seen it in action at least twice. Unfortunately, I can't press the "unsee" button.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #101 on: January 16, 2012, 02:23:01 AM »

I have seen worse. Well not really worse (it was more for less harmless), but... more stupid?
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