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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #75 on: October 19, 2011, 05:09:27 PM »
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #76 on: October 19, 2011, 11:07:43 PM »
I haven't read the article, but that went up on all the SCA email lists I'm on and everybody is up in arms.  The guy hasn't been part of the Society for years but we're still getting fingered as the crazies who condoned it, so corporate - who has already had to start raising membership fees and implementing some truly stupid bureaucracy due to some law suits and nasty divorces in the last couple of years that have named us and forced expenditures on lawyers - is having to go into overdrive to kick some media people in the head for casually throwing our name into the pot without research.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2011, 05:21:53 AM »
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2011, 11:32:13 AM »
Ha- oops!
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2011, 09:46:52 PM »
Damn. That must have been one hell of a joke.

Now I want to know what the joke was.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #80 on: October 20, 2011, 09:50:26 PM »
It was "The Best Joke Ever".  A joke so dangerous it's banned in 37 States and several world nations.

Anyone violating this ban will be told the joke themselves, butthey will, at least, die laughing.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #81 on: October 27, 2011, 02:03:12 PM »
Oh boy. I got a letter in the mail today inviting me to the 2001 graduate class. There was a list of attending graduates and all that, the location and time of the meeting. How to dress and who you could bring.

Here's the kicker. I dropped outta high school and got my GED so I could go to work. On the letter, under the list of invited graduates, my name was the only one on it. I shit you not, if I had a scanner or a phone with a camera it'd be all over the web.


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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #82 on: November 03, 2011, 03:09:29 PM »
Are you kidding me? :|

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2057012/Worlds-halal-whisky-alcohol-goes-sale-time-party-season.html

THE POINT OF WHISKEY IS THAT IT GETS YOU KRUNK, NOT BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD. WTFAGSHDTWAF.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #83 on: November 03, 2011, 04:56:16 PM »
I had a customer who complained that she couldn't find the cereal in aisle 15, which she'd been directed to, while standing in aisle 16. Twice. After I told her that aisle 16 is the cereal aisle and she's standing right next to the cereal.
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #84 on: November 24, 2011, 02:20:40 PM »
Intense Twilight Scene Triggers Reports of Seizure

BUT WE COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT

*Corollary - Birthing scene? Are they trying to upstage the zombie baby? That HAS to be R rated
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #85 on: January 05, 2012, 10:49:18 AM »
This is more religious than political so it's okay, right? :P

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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #86 on: January 05, 2012, 09:25:04 PM »
Okay, that is just silly  :P
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #87 on: January 06, 2012, 04:51:39 AM »
Renessa: If I join this religion, does that mean I get religious immunity from the RIAA? If so, SIGN ME UP!
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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #88 on: January 13, 2012, 02:29:22 PM »
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=85849

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Re: The (non-political) W.T.F. Thread
« Reply #89 on: January 13, 2012, 03:23:44 PM »
Quote from: Renessa on January 13, 2012, 02:29:22 PM
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=85849

... Excuse me while I go execute a multi-kill...

Singing bird pistols? Fascinating pieces of art.

That? Disgusting tripe that should be burnt before being viewed. Or thrown to rifftrax for a much needed lambasting.
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