"Whoa" he exclaimed.
"I know right." Said the guy behind the counter.
"So what happened?"
"Aw man, there were screams from the female locker rooms. Then this, really girly shriek." O'Malley was hanging on every word. "Then this puma guy comes flying, and I mean literally flying out of the doors man."
"The ones to the female's locker room."
"Oh........" Mal was trying to imagine a puma flying through the swinging doors as the clerk continued the narrative.
"Man, that guys face was busted. Like, his teeth were broken out.........It was bad looking."
"Yeah." "And then this Rabbit with pink hair comes storming out, I wont forget her......."
"The pink hair?"
"Nah man. She had on some real tight purple shorts........" The clerk nods his head, the way guys do when talking about women. "Anyway, she was pissed. She grabbed the puma by the crotch and tail..........and he shrieked like a little girl.........and she swung him over her head and slammed him down on the floor"
Mal cuts in "Oh man. What happened then?"
"Man I got down behind the counter. That chick was mad! I pressed the button for security, but by the time they got here that guy was messed up."
"Whoa!" The black fuzzy feline inquired "So, so you didn't try to help the guy?"
"Hell nah! And get my teeth knocked out?" The clerk glances around a moment before continuing. "From what I heard the puma was caught lurking around the female showers. One of the girls saw him and that rabbit got him." The clerk gets real serious "it took about three of those big officers to get her under control.........I think she kicked one of them in the face and the guy managed to catch her by the hair and hold her long enough for help to get to him."
"Daum......" O'Malley looked around the gym, he could see yellowish fur hunks here and there, blood in places, and a large tuft of pink hair about center ways of the floor. His lost expression showed he was trying to imagine the carnage that had taken place. Unfortunately for him, be a "sanitation officer" he had to scrub and disinfect the corded off areas.