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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2013, 08:37:51 PM »

Sometimes, sometimes you gotta pop someone in the mouth to make them STFU. 99% of the time they just running they hole because thats the only offence they got.

Frost's Skewl of Ass~ertiveness is designed to help you identify and deal with those types of people who don't know how, or when, to shut they hole and go away. Courses include verbal assault tactics, mental assault tactics, and the all important "conversation ender"  ;)

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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2013, 08:58:53 PM »

I have REAL silverware - no more washing plastic utensils 

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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #32 on: May 07, 2013, 07:26:05 PM »

I used to have a striped kitten who I called Jeffery. He went missing during a move, and I never found him. A few weeks ago I discovered he had been taken in and has been living with some people I know. Jeffery knew me right away, he meowed and circled me as he used to, and yet the elderly couple acted as though I had come to take their child away. On April first the people's female feline gave birth to 2 kittens. One was lost, the other survived. The surviving kitten was, is, colored exactly like his father. I let them keep Jeffery, and in return they gave me the only off spring off of him (for now).

Now I have in my possession Jeffery the 2nd, another striped menace!
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2013, 03:02:06 PM »

@Frost: KITTEEEEEEH! :3
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2013, 03:49:06 PM »

Hmm. I've had a bit of a buildup of anti-complaints lately, so this will require a list!

1: Frost, I know this is a little delayed, but I'm gonna go with Saint on the anti trolling actions in Minecraft. It's FUN stopping the trolls, as I know they had to be turning beet red at being caught in the act. :D

2: I remembered yesterday that I had a $25 gift card from work to collect for taking a vacation early. It's now a $2 gift card, and my wallet isn't $23 dollars thinner. ;)

3: I had a really good game in League of Legends a couple nights ago, in which my team had a decent start, a really rough mid game, and then a good finish. This was in spite of a notable lack of teamwork for at least a third of the game, and the need to talk one of the players out of giving up so that he'd keep playing. Which required a bit of asking nicely and saying "please", which was entirely worth it.

4: Funniest of all.

One of my coworkers was asked the question "What is Batman's Secret Identity?"

Her first response?

Bruce Willis.

Granted, she corrected herself a moment later, but still, Bruce Willis.

That mistake led to speculation on good and bad actors for the various villains of Batman, including the bad ideas, like Joe Pesci as The Penguin, and Mickey Rourke as Killer Croc. And also the better ideas, like Robert Downey Jr as The Riddler.
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2013, 04:57:24 PM »

Well my family has grown by one.

I feed the dog out behind the house, table scraps, roadkill, trespassers, etc. So its no big deal when there's a feral cat out there eating, or Possum, or Chupacabra. Today my Mum was over and lurking about, discovered a kitten no bigger then Jeffery out in the tree line. Brought it in the house and gave it to me when i came in from work this evening.

Patches, as she's been dubbed, has an issue with her eyes matting up, but some antibiotics I keep lying around will soon have that cleared up.

Right now Patches and Jeffery are.........About to get in trouble for fighting around my ankles!
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2013, 05:37:45 AM »

No mom around the kitten? You probably stole her only kid! YOU MONSTER!!
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2013, 03:54:00 PM »

If fed properly, I can get $25-$20 a pound at the local China Buffet.  >:D
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2013, 05:16:01 PM »

Got an interview on Friday for a webmaster/designer position.
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2013, 12:46:51 PM »

I start work Monday. 40+ a week, and a $500 weekly salary to make sure the job gets done.
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2013, 09:29:06 PM »

Went to my interview today: great success.  Its still only part time so I'm not free yet, but its a big step in the right direction.  They still have to do final clearing with the Dean of the college, and get a proper offer set up from HR/STEPs, but its pretty much mine.

Also, federal return finally came in and dad paid me the difference in claiming myself v.s. them claiming me.  I AM their dependent :P but I could have claimed myself.  They got a bigger boon on theirs by claiming me, so I'm all too happy to be paid off in the name of less lame taxes. :P Also, THERE IS SO MUCH MONEY IN MY POSSESSION RIGHT NOW.
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2013, 12:46:40 PM »

Also, THERE IS SO MUCH MONEY IN MY POSSESSION RIGHT NOW.

Friend........... remember me friend....... ;)
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2013, 05:54:07 PM »

I only bought it last night and I have been having entirely too much fun with Reus.
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2013, 04:35:54 PM »

Had to splain to the guy I'm working for, "You hired me to work, and expect work, but I can't work if you wont let me" seems to have gotten my point around. (and I said it calmly and in a nice way)



(next time I wont be nice  :P )


((next time I'm going to tell him, well, it starts with an "F", and ends with a "U"  ;) ))
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Re: Anti-Complaint Department #6
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2013, 10:43:50 PM »

Other than the craziness at work today, and the jerk with the drink, I'm doing pretty good. :)
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